(2:22:51 PM) provisions_OFTHERED: CHAIN LIGHTNING KABOOM
(2:22:57 PM) provisions_OFTHERED: What a good, expensive spell.
(2:23:07 PM) provisions_OFTHERED: OF COURSE NO SPELL IS TOO EXPENSIVE WITH MY MANA
(2:23:41 PM) xXxDBEASTxXx: I can healing 290,000 on a 15,000 tank of mana using only Holy Shock before I go OOM
(2:23:52 PM) xXxDBEASTxXx: according to DRDAMAGE mod
(2:26:30 PM) provisions_OFTHERED: DrDamage is such a bad mod =\
(2:29:30 PM) xXxDBEASTxXx: you know
(2:29:31 PM) xXxDBEASTxXx: your face
(2:29:34 PM) xXxDBEASTxXx: is such a bad face
(2:29:40 PM) xXxDBEASTxXx: but you use it anyway
(2:29:46 PM) provisions_OFTHERED: It's misleading and misinforming
(2:30:00 PM) xXxDBEASTxXx: we're still talking about your face, right?

Homosexuality No Longer a Crime in India

Number two on the list of "Ethnic Men Who Dont Give Me a Boner" would be your fairly typical Hindi male (first being, of course, your typical Asian male).  But that's not important - or the takeaway from this article either.  

Let this serve as a reference list for just a handful of the multi-faceted reasons why I, Doombeast, am not a fan of state-sponsored, taxpayer-funded, "OMG FREE HEALTHCARE".  And just skimming through the links/sources provided, I note that not one appears to be from OMG FAUX NOOSE (but don't let that stop you from attacking the website and not the individual sources).

Just a few highlights:
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90: Number of days, on average, each Canadian patient must wait for an MRI under the Canadian government-run health care system.

10,000: Number of Canadian breast cancer patients to file a class action lawsuit against Quebec’s hospitals because, on average, they were forced to wait 60 days to begin post-operative radiation treatments.

1,500,000: The number of Canadians who do not have — and cannot find — a general practitioner/primary care physician due to shortages in medical staff: “In Norwood, Ontario, 20/20 videotaped a town clerk pulling the names of the lucky winners out of a lottery box. The losers must wait to see a doctor… Shirley Healy, like many sick Canadians, came to America for surgery. Her doctor in British Columbia told her she had only a few weeks to live because a blocked artery kept her from digesting food. Yet Canadian officials called her surgery ‘elective.’ …’The only thing elective about this surgery was I elected to live,’ she said.”

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Oh?  What's that?  You like your omg taxpayer-funded "free" health care?  And you say you've never had any of the "difficulties" shown here (directly above or here)?  Well, that's "good."  I'm "glad" that you've never been negatively affected.  You might even be the exception, but perhaps your case is, indeed, the rule.  But you know what?  I don't want your system and I'll stick with mine, thanks!  And I don't want your system to replace mine on a federal/national level.

Previously, I had been using a pair of eyelash shears, but after Sunday's visit to the grocery-o-mart, it was done with the assistance of ConAir.

Trimming nose hairs, that is!

Yes, gentle reader, it has indeed come to this - trimming my nose hair with a single AAA battery-powered "wand".  The part of the nostril leading toward the tip of the nose is the most challenging spot.

Time for another round of work - yesterday sucked so much and I was in such a barely-suppressed fury that even the Jenbeast "knew" that something was amiss.  Spooky.  Well, today promises to be another eight hours of HURRRRRRBLE DURRRRRRRRRRBLE.

Today we celebrate that second annual UNDEPEDENCE DAY.  

Join me as we go back in time.  (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)

Hmmmm hmmm hmmmmhmmmhm hmhmhmhmhmm

Boy, I can't wait for my energy/electricity utility bills to increase.  THANKS CONGRESS!!

Okay, so part of having WASP FLU is the nasal congestion.  And sometimes, when Im blowing my nose, my left tear duct squirts.  And it's an odd physical sensation.  So, internet, is it possible to rupture a tear duct by blowing your nose really really really hard?  Because if the result is anything like when my doggydog got "cherry eye", then YUCKUCKUCKUCKUCK.

Ahhh, today's the day The House of Representatives votes on "Cap-N-Trade."  Most of you dont know what it is, but you're for it, and you don't even know why.  AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

Man, the USA is totally going to DESTROY THE PLANET at this rate.  Fortunately, the Prophet Algore has seen the future and the eco-pocalypse can be prevented... BUT ONLY BY RAISING TAXES AND EXPANDING FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTROL..  (Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, didnt the President make some statement about not raising taxes on families earning less than $250,000 annually?)

Time to fire up some FINAL FANTASY VII.  SAVE ME, AERIS.  HERE COMES METEOR IN TITANIC BUREAUCRATIC JUGGERNAUT FORM.

hahahahha... PSYCH' ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Nah, just kidding - I really am sick.  And lousy timing too, because I otherwise would have wanted to go out tonight with a certain somebody anonymous.

Double pysch' - I do have health insurance, but I dont go to the doctor/clinic/hospital for a sore throat slash IMPENDING HEAD COLD.  That's for pussies.

On the subject of GROTESQUE DISRESPECT FOR OUR LORDLY MASTERS (WARNING: Politico link --->), do not, I repeat, DO NOT address Elizabeth Becton as anything less than her birth-given honorific.  I mean, I realize I have absolutely no grounds to judge (says other people - see also: comments), but I'm going to anyway.  Is "insufferable bureaucratic cuntwaffle" short for "Elizabeth"?  Think it'll catch on?  Great way to represent your boss, his office, and the people that office represents, Lizbo.

Not that any of you would know this, but I frequently use semi-honorifics when sending out emails.  (And, in the course of normal business, I send out up to dozens per day, hundreds each month.)  When addressing employees of higher status than myself, I include their job title.  For example, when responding to requests from the Regional General Manager of our Houston market, I use the honorific "RGM".  (i.e. "RGM Walter V.")  Whether it's an opening line ("RGM Walter V.,") or an expression of said manager's authority ("Per RGM Walter V., - all field techs are hereby advised that... blah blah blah"), I can be relied upon to use an honorific in my official business missives. 

But HEAVEN HELP YOU, ye who dares to address PENULTIMATE UNDERKING DOOMBEAST, DYING STAR OF THE WEST, with such common names as "Doom", "Beast", "Doomie", "Beasty", or or even the most disrespectful label of all: "[Surname]".

VIDEO:

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Fox Politics

I may, or may not, have pulled a bastardized version of a "Dominic" and notified the Senator on my thoughts on the matter. Such rank arrogance.

I haven't been able to log into my ICQ account for about two weeks now.  The error messages in an invalid password.  But I know I never changed the password.  And ICQ's account/password recovery system is pretty terrible - and fuck me if I remember the original email address on my ICQ account.  Now, granted, I had all of like, TWO FRIENDS who still used ICQ, and that is to say that these TWO FRIENDS might, once or twice a year, message me via ICQ and say something like "LOL UR USING ICQ LOL@U".  But I had this account since high school.  And, um... dig it?  

I blame all the Russian chicks with webcams. :(

... Glenn was talking to a 90-year, family-owned General Motors dealership owners in Minnesota who are losing their GM franchise.  It's really terrible that these folks are losing their family business.  And nobody (meaning Government Motors with CEO BroBama) can give these people an explanation why their profitable business is losing their franchise.  Specifically, there is no provided reasons for why their business is selected for termination.  It may be too late for them, but there are bloggers out there investigating this travesty of free enterprise.

H4W H4W H4W HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DEATH THREATS are being made against my person :(

If you need me, I'll be hiding somewhere in Azeroth.

SOMEBODY IS MASQUERADING AS TONY LA RUSSA ON TWITTER.

I think we all know who the primary suspect in this investigation is. 

Right, JenJen? 

But the answer is still "No". 

I created an account at YourMorals (and selected "Libertarian" when describing myself), but I don't have time to take any tests before work.  PERHAPS LATER.

Also: I dont really have any "disgust" about touching a restroom faucet, but the toilet is no dice and I do find myself opening "pull" bathroom doors (from inside the bathroom) frequently with just my pinky finger, to minimize contact.

It's too damn hot.  The fuck?  It hasn't rained in Seattle since... before May 21st.  The fuck is going on around here? 

Why I even took my Jeep to its very first automated car wash (in Seattle) because it just WILL NOT RAIN CHRIST and I neededwanted to wash the crowshit off my hood.  Apparently crowshit can eat, melt, burn, corrode or erode car paint.  That's what the maternal unit said, and she's always right when she should never be correct.

Capital is a financial term referring to assets, or the financial value of such assets, owned by a business. This may be monetary such as cash, or other assets, like equipment and machinery, or factories. It does not tend to include items which are consumed in the production of goods or services, such as materials (an exception is noted below). It is considered one factor of production.


Apparently such things as cars and houses, particularly if used for business, are not capital.  Even though I was 100% correct in my definition - LOL NOT THAT I'D KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GENERAL BUSINESS - I'm apparently wrong because somebody else said so.  DUR DUR DUR "CAPITAL GOODS" DUR DUR DUR.  Apparently private citizens cant own "capital"; either because we're a) too stupid, b) too poor, or c) cant own capital because the definition keeps changing to suit somebody's erroneous point of view and mindless drive to be correct when the facts don't support him.

No, not me!  Ho ho ho - FOOLED U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I was about to contact the maternal unit, my phone informed me the the speed dial had not been set.  Tjord!!  Speed dial #1 = voice mail.  Speed dial #2 = maternal unit(cell).  Speed dial #3 = maternal unit(home).  Well, since I'm pretty sure that the number I have listed in my contact directory for the sisterbeast is not current, there's no reason to give her a speed dial setting.The lucky humanthing to receive special recognition as speed dial #4...